Sunday, December 29, 2019

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Have a Great Week-end.

Saturday, October 05, 2019

Gas Prices then
Car Prices at one time.

Tuesday, July 09, 2019

Very Unimportant Facts, Part 2

Good Clean Funny Lines

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

Received from Irene A. Mystery.
First I have been on my blog in a while, hope you like the unimportant facts.

Sunday, June 09, 2019


Listen to the young people, F-this, F-that, and it seems that no-one will step up and correct them, even with spouse and kids in tow!
FINALLY - - Someone in the teaching profession had the courage to set the standards so badly needed NOW.
We watched high school principal Dennis Prager of Colorado , along with Tom Brokaw on TV awhile ago....what a dynamic, down to earth speaker. Even though Brokaw was also a guest speaker he did little but nod and agree with Prager. This is the guy that should be running for President in 2020.
A Speech Every American Middle School, High School and Collegiate Educator or Principal Should Give
By Dennis Prager.
To the students and faculty of our high school:
I am your new principal, and honored to be so. There is no greater calling than to teach young people.
I would like to apprise you of some important changes coming to our school. I am making these changes because I am convinced that most of the ideas that have dominated public education in America have worked against you, against your teachers and against our country.
First, this school will no longer honor race or ethnicity. I could not care less if your racial makeup is black, brown, red, yellow or white. I could not care less if your origins are African, Latin American, Asian or European, or if your ancestors arrived here on the Mayflower or on slave ships. The only identity I care about, the only one this school will recognize, is your individual identity -- your character, your scholarship, your humanity. And the only national identity this school will care about is American.
This is an American public school, and American public schools were created to make better Americans. If you wish to affirm an ethnic, racial or religious identity through school, you will have to go elsewhere. We will end all ethnicity, race and non-American nationality-based celebrations. They undermine the motto of America , one of its three central values -- E pluribus unum, "from many, one." And this school will be guided by America 's values. This includes all after-school clubs. I will not authorize clubs that divide students based on any identities. This includes race, language, religion, sexual orientation or whatever else may become in vogue in a society divided by political correctness.
Your clubs will be based on interests and passions, not blood, ethnic, racial or other physically defined ties. Those clubs just cultivate narcissism -- an unhealthy preoccupation with the self -- while the purpose of education is to get you to think beyond yourself. So we will have clubs that transport you to the wonders and glories of art, music, astronomy, languages you do not already speak, carpentry and more. If the only extracurricular activities you can imagine being interested in are those based on ethnic, racial or sexual identity, that means that little outside of yourself really interests you.
Second, I am uninterested in whether English is your native language. My only interest in terms of language is that you leave this school speaking and writing English as fluently as possible. The English language has united America 's citizens for over 200 years, and it will unite us at this school. It is one of the indispensable reasons this country of immigrants has always come to be one country. And if you leave this school without excellent English language skills, I would be remiss in my duty to ensure that you will be prepared to successfully compete in the American job market. We will learn other languages here -- it is deplorable that most Americans only speak English -- but if you want classes taught in your native language rather than in English, this is not your school.
Third, because I regard learning as a sacred endeavor, everything in this school will reflect learning's elevated status. This means, among other things, that you and your teachers will dress accordingly. Many people in our society dress more formally for Hollywood events than for church or school. These people have their priorities backward. Therefore, there will be a dress code at this school.
Fourth, no obscene language will be tolerated anywhere on this school's property -- whether in class, in the hallways or at athletic events. If you can't speak without using the f -word, you can't speak. By obscene language I mean the words banned by the Federal Communications Commission, plus epithets such as "Nigger," even when used by one black student to address another black, or "bitch," even when addressed by a girl to a girlfriend. It is my intent that by the time you leave this school, you will be among the few your age to instinctively distinguish between the elevated and the degraded, the holy and the obscene.
Fifth, we will end all self-esteem programs. In this school, self-esteem will be attained in only one way -- the way people attained it until decided otherwise a generation ago -- by earning it. One immediate consequence is that there will be one valedictorian, not eight.
Sixth, and last, I am reorienting the school toward academics and away from politics and propaganda. No more time will be devoted to scaring you about smoking and caffeine, or terrifying you about sexual harassment. No more semesters will be devoted to condom wearing and teaching you to regard sexual relations as only or primarily a health issue... There will be no more attempts to convince you that you are a victim because you are not white, or not male, or not heterosexual or not Christian. We will have failed if any one of you graduates this school and does not consider him or herself inordinately fortunate -- to be alive and to be an American.
Now, please stand and join me in the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag of our country. As many of you do not know the words, your teachers will hand them out to you.
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Friday, April 19, 2019

Kids Easter Friendly Jokes

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
It might crack up!

What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
Jelly beans!

How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basket ball.

What do you call ten rabbits marching backward?
A receding hareline.

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Hip Hop.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
To the re-tail store!

What do you call a sleeping egg?

18.Why are people always tired in April?
Because they’ve just finished a March!

How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it!

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has buried his treasure?
Eggs mark the spot!

How does Easter end?
With the letter “R”

What did the chicken say when it saw the scrambled Easter eggs?
“Crazy mixed-up kids!”