Thursday, May 21, 2015

Good Morning

Looks like rain. Dog gets his toenails cut this morning at 10am. I've been taking it easy. Didn't feel to well over the week-end. Had an eye appointment early Monday morning. While I was at eye doctor Abe called family doctor to see if they could work me in. I had a really sore throat. Saw the doctor and she ordered a chest x-ray. Said she thought I had pneumonia.

Sure enough I do. So she is giving me the strongest antibiotic you get get in pill form. I go back Friday for a recheck with her. Our one daughter brought over lots and lots of Marie Callendars frozen meals so that should be easy enough. She thought even her Dad can prepare them if need be. He's been having it in his back. Also he got up with a really sore throat this morning. So I want to see if he can get in to see the doctor either before or after the dogs appointment and if nothing else will cancel the dogs appointment until next week. It's just his toenails.

That's about all that's been going on around here.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Good Morning
Ever wonder about this?

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

The Good, Clean Funnies List

Einstein in Heaven
Einstein dies and goes to heaven, only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others," he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, here is your first roommate. He has an IQ of 180!"

"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"

"And here is your second roommate. His IQ is 150!"

"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"

"And here is your third roommate. His IQ is 100!"

"That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"

Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last roommate. I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."

Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?"

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Happy Mother's Day to all of my Blogging friends and Mothers

Something from God
Just some food for thought from a wise man! Thinking of you with love .

With what is going on in the world these days, heaven could end up a ghost town.

He says, “My name is God. You hardly have time for me. I love you and will always bless you. I am always with you. I need you to spend 30 secs. of your time with Me today. Don't pray, just praise. Today, I want this message to go across the world before midnight.

Will you help? Please do not delete it and I'll help you with something you are in need of. Just dare Me! A blessing is coming your way. Please drop everything & pass it on.

Why are prayers getting smaller, but bars and clubs are expanding?

Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity, but very difficult to engage with God?

Think about it, are you going to forward this or are you going to ignore it, because you think you will be laughed at?

Forward this to your friends. 80% of you won't. God said if you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you on the day of judgment. When one door closes, God opens two. If God has opened doors for you, send this message to everyone.

Forward if God's been good to you! God has been very good to me, He has given me a wonderful family, great friends, great health for most of my life and so much more! Can you list
those things God has done for you? THANK YOU LORD ! AMEN

Friday, May 08, 2015

French Dream

From the Good Clean Funnies

A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.

To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French."

The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, "Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!"

"Great!" said the teacher; "what were they saying?"

"I don't know," the boy replied; "I couldn't understand them."

Friday, May 01, 2015

American Newspapers

Who Reads What Newspapers?

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie chart format.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave LA to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy, as long as they are democrats.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

P.S. Found our son and daughter-in-law are arriving late tonight.