Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Dog Calls

Bernard, who was noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty-four a.m. by his ringing telephone.

"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.

Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.

The next morning at precisely four forty-four a.m., Bernard called his neighbor back.

"Good morning, Mr. Williams. I just called to say that I don't *have* a dog."


Monday, May 02, 2016

Another Monday

Sunday, May 01, 2016

May is here

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Friday, April 29, 2016

Bikini Evolution on the Beaches of Southern France --- SURPRISE!
I know what you were expecting... you unworthy Infidel!!! May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest you! (Received from a person I use to work with.)

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Bosses' Night

At an annual Bosses' Night dinner for Helena, Montana, lawyers, sponsored by legal secretaries, it was time to announce the Boss of the Year.

The master of ceremonies began: "First of all, our winner is a graduate of the University of Montana. So that already eliminates some of you as candidates.

"Our winner also is a partner in a downtown Helena law firm. That eliminates some more of you.

"Our nominee is honest, upright, dedicated..."

A voice from the audience cut in: "Well, there go the rest of us!"