Tuesday, October 25, 2016


Sign on a Shoe Repair store read:
"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.";

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.";

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.";

On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.";

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.";

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.";

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.";

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.";

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.";

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.";

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.";

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!";

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.";

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.";

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.";

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.";

And the best one for last...;
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Monday, October 24, 2016

This is a keeper

As we grow older, and hence wiser,we slowly realize that wearing a $300.or a $30.00 watch - - - - - - -they both tell the same time

Whether we carry a $300or a $30.00 wallet/handbag - - - - - - -the amount of money inside is the same

Whether we drink a bottle of $300 or $10 wine - - - - - the hangover is the same

Whether the house we live in is 300 or 3000 sq. ft. - - - - - - loneliness is the same.

You will realize, your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world.

Whether you fly first or economy class, if the plane goes down - - - - - you go down with it

Therefore. I hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sing songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven & earth .....That is true happiness!!


1. Don't educate your children to be rich.
Educate them to be Happy.
So when they grow up they will know
the value of things not the price.

2. Best awarded words in London ...
"Eat your food as your medicines -
otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food."

3. The One who loves you will never leave you
because even if there are 100 reasons to give up
he or she will find one reason to hold on.

4. There is a big difference between
a human being
and being human.

Only a few really understand it.

5. You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between, You have to manage!

If you just want to Walk Fast,
Walk Alone!
But if you want to Walk Far,
Walk Together!

1. Sunlight
2. Rest
3. Exercise
4. Diet
5. Self Confidence and
6. Friends
Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Hard to believe it is Oct. 16th. all ready

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Good Clean Funnies List

Funny Book Authors

"Home Maintenance"....by Duane Pipe

"Growing up in the Balkans".....by Hugo Slavia

"Irish Winter Tales".....by Pete Moss

"Increase Your Brain Power"....by Sarah Bellum

"Looking Into the Wishing Well"....by Eileen Dover

"How to Write a Mystery Novel"....by Page Turner

"Winning Big".....by Jack Potts

"Vacation Spot in the Tropics"....by Sandy Beech

"I Always Enjoy the Darkness"....by Gladys Knight

Sunday, October 09, 2016

This says it all.

Tuesday, October 04, 2016

Good Clean Funnies List

Real Faith

A grandfather was going by his little granddaughter's room one night when he saw her kneeling beside her bed, with head bowed and hands folded, repeating the alphabet.

"What are you doing?" he asked her.

She explained, "I'm saying my prayers, but I couldn't think of just what I wanted to say. So I'm just saying all the letters of the alphabet, and God can put them together however he thinks best."