Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Just got in my e-mail this morning

Did You Know ?

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice
shoes.

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the
next 3 years.

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.

5. A person’s height is determined by their father,and their weight is determined by their mother.

6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing, food, attractive people
and danger.

8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side

9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.

10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.

11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one everyday, it would take
over 20 years to try them all.

12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without
sleeping.

13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t.

14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.

15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia.

16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!!

17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins. to boil 1.5 litres of water!!

19. Stomach acid (conc. HCL) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!

20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate
antidepressant.

21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose,
today.

23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured
in plants.

24. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.

25. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

26. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past,

negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

28. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything.

30. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

31. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

32. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

33. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'

36. Help the needy, Be generous! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'.

37. What other people think of you is NONE of your business.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Another
I've decided not to post for a while on my Blog, no one seems to stop by, we're all too busy with Facebook. So I will be on there as Patty Custer Lincoln

Sunday, November 06, 2016

Thursday, November 03, 2016

Hard to believe it's November all ready. Thanksgiving will be here before we know it. Seems Summer went very quickly this year. Apparently due to the fact, they say as we get older time seems to go faster, and Abe and I each had another Birthday, making him now 82 and me 80. It can really sneak up on you. Have a Happy November

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

LIFE'S SIGNS

Sign on a Shoe Repair store read:
"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.";

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.";

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.";

On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.";

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.";

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.";

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.";

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.";

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.";

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.";

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.";

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!";

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.";

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.";

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.";

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.";

And the best one for last...;
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Monday, October 24, 2016

This is a keeper

As we grow older, and hence wiser,we slowly realize that wearing a $300.or a $30.00 watch - - - - - - -they both tell the same time

Whether we carry a $300or a $30.00 wallet/handbag - - - - - - -the amount of money inside is the same

Whether we drink a bottle of $300 or $10 wine - - - - - the hangover is the same

Whether the house we live in is 300 or 3000 sq. ft. - - - - - - loneliness is the same.

You will realize, your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world.

Whether you fly first or economy class, if the plane goes down - - - - - you go down with it

Therefore. I hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sing songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven & earth .....That is true happiness!!

FIVE UNDENIABLE FACTS OF LIFE:

1. Don't educate your children to be rich.
Educate them to be Happy.
So when they grow up they will know
the value of things not the price.

2. Best awarded words in London ...
"Eat your food as your medicines -
otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food."

3. The One who loves you will never leave you
because even if there are 100 reasons to give up
he or she will find one reason to hold on.

4. There is a big difference between
a human being
and being human.

Only a few really understand it.

5. You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between, You have to manage!

If you just want to Walk Fast,
Walk Alone!
But if you want to Walk Far,
Walk Together!

SIX BEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD:
1. Sunlight
2. Rest
3. Exercise
4. Diet
5. Self Confidence and
6. Friends
Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.



Sunday, October 16, 2016

Hard to believe it is Oct. 16th. all ready