Sunday, July 01, 2007



Size Matters


Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair Smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."



3 comments:

Melinda said...

that is pretty gross mom! haha

Martin Stickland said...

Ha! Very funny Patty (gosh you are rude!)

I like this one, it will be good to tell at the pub!

I hope you are okay!

M

Patty said...

Yes, it's a little raunchy, but I thought it was funny.