Church Funnies
Ten Commandments
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady.
WHILE DRIVING . . .
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign:
Runs on oats and grass
Caution: Do not step in exhaust
A QUILT
One Sunday after church, a mother asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the mom was perplexed, so later in the day, when the pastor stopped by for tea, she asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about.
He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
The grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk
1 comment:
Hello there Patty!
Is it hot yet? Summer is here at last!
Thanks for all your emails, my Mum is off the crutches now which is a good thing becasue my dad was fed up with her saying out loud "Has anyone seen my crutch?" in public.
Chat to you soon!
Byeeeeeeee
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