Gentle Thoughts for today!
1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
2. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. (I personally think this one isn't too nice.)
3. A penny saved is a government oversight.
4. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
5. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
6. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
7. He who hesitates is probably right.
8. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
9. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
10. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
11. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he/she can tell when they're really in trouble.
12. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
2 comments:
It is pretty nice post today. I think most of these things actually happen.
I laughed at all, even the dog lead one, 40=XL... I must be a 120 now then at my cloths say XXXL
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