Secret To A Long Life
A Tough Old Cowboy Counseled His Grandson That
If He Wanted To Live A Long Life,
The Secret Was To Sprinkle A Pinch Of Gun Powder
On His Oatmeal Every Morning.
The Grandson Did This Religiously To The Age Of 103.
When He Died.............
He Left: 14 Children
30 Grandchildren
45 Great-Grandchildren
25 Great-Great-Grandchildren
And A 75-Foot Hole Where The Crematorium Uused To Be
6 comments:
Haha, good one Patty!
That was funny and funnier when you read it to me. Nice. I like your layout.
Great one Patty, I'll be out and about tomorror telling that one..
LOL that was good Patty:)
Hi Patty I am glad you advised me to go to blogspot, although it is not so easy as EFx2! The joke was great as usual. Do you know if WomanOffeathers Windy, Jeeps and Elaine have a blog here?
TEEE HEEE I love that joke!
Please forgive me Patty for not visitng you or Abe for a while but life has been a bit hectic.
I love the theme of your new blog and the peaches look scrummy!
Have a great weekend and I hope you are all okay
Love Martin
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