Don't Fool With Mother Nature
My Little Buttercup...
Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.
"Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"
Then POOF! .. she was gone!
After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?"
Henry yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
4 comments:
Good morning Patty!
You are such an humorus person, I thought I was funny but you beat me really...
Well uuhh I better not beat mother nature:)
Have a great week Patty:)
LOL That was good! I'm contemplating steeling it for my blog! haha
Laughing out loud and clear Patty, what a laugh you and Abraham must be when you get going.
My post today was about where I live and why I blog, one of the reasons I blog is I get to know a little bit about folk like you and Abe xx
Oh that is so funny Patty! Another great one to tell the lads at the pub next time!
Have a good week my friend!
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