Saturday, October 13, 2007



LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIOR


1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put your "health care number" on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

(Notice: I posted it in large type so you could read it.)


4 comments:

Tom said...

Jane was getting ready for bed last night patty, I said that her nightdress could do with ironing, she said I'm Not Bloody wearing one... are well never mind.

REENblack said...

LOL Thats good!

Tossing Pebbles in the Stream said...

Something to look forward to. Now if i can only find a mate!

Anonymous said...

Phyllis sent this to me too and I read it this morning. Funny stuff not so funny nowadays.