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MY THOUGHTS" by Terry N from Helena Montana...

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness makes him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

What is a Kiss?
Prof. of Computer Science:A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Zoology:A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Philosophy:A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of Engineering:Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.

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