Old Friends
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
2 comments:
LOL Patty,
That's put a big smile across my face this morning.. I just never know what to expect when I come here... but I always leave feeling better for the visit.
Good Morning Tom, well what can I say, I try to find interesting things to post about. Ha!Ha! And even though we usually don't talk about this subject, we all do it, otherwise all that gas would travel to our brains and blow them out.
You, Jane and family have a great day.
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