2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal! to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18 . Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!
6 comments:
I like the first one the best. LOL
I love that cartoon. If life had background music, I think I would get tired of music really fast. lol
stunning Patty... a big Smile from me.
Hi Patty,
I came over from Melissa's place and I'm glad I did. You made me laugh out loud! Thanks.
Hi Patty ~~ Good post ~ these are all so funny and I also love the Dear Lord one in the previous post and I have in the past posted them myself,
although I can't get pictures on my
posts. Thank you for the prayer you sent by e-mail Patty. I hadn't seen that one before and will post it one day. Take care, my friend, Love, Merle.
Hi again Patty ~~ I forgot to thank you for your kind words about my
flowers. They have been nice this year. The visitors I had, only called in for a while, not staying
overnight. Take care, Lobe, Merle.
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