Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out....
"Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma!
Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it ?!"
Pat Lincoln
3 comments:
Men just don't get it the first time around!! ((smile))
Hi Patty ~~ Ma sure knew how to get her message across, didn't she ?
I liked the previous post about the boomerang Effect. It is more or less treat others as you want to be treated. Thank you for your comments and I am glad you enjoyed my jokes,
and the nice story about the physician helping the lady and her children. Take care, Love, Merle.
That was funny. I think things like that happened to lots of us old people. Like putting some lime in the hole. Most people would not know what to do with lime in their toilet.
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