The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
4 comments:
Thanks Patty, that one made me laugh. I loved the link to Good Night Dad too. I wonder how my boys feel about what I did in the Navy. I had a nightmare last night about it. Things that used to not bother me do now. Isn't that strange?
Oh yes, I can't stop laughing!!
Dear Patty ~~ I loved this joke and it is good to have a laugh.
Thank you for your comments and I am
glad you got a few chuckles also.
Buried at sea was funny. Take care
my friend, Love, Merle.
Very good Patty... I'll be e-mailing that to all the 'Old Farts' I know... :o)
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