The New Pastor...
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'
4 comments:
Oh Patty, just what this old pastor and his wife needed this morning!!!
Have a great day!
LOL Patty I do hope your weekend was filled with happyness.
Hi Patty ~~ Great joke and I also liked the "Just a Mom" one. Thank you for your kind comments. We are so glad for the rain and hope you get some soon too. John's face should heal OK and I hope there are no more.
Take care, my friend, Love, Merle.
That was funny. I liked it.
I did post some hummingbird photos yesterday at my website linked below.
oldmanlincoln
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