9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.
8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.
7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.
6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.
5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"
4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.
3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.
2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.
1. You're sweatin' gravy.
5 comments:
Hi Patty
I hope you are none of the above...
I like that... 'Sweating Gravy'
I'm still not 100% so I will not be visiting anymore blogs now until tomorror. All as it is, is tiredness and bloodpressure. I just need to rest whilemy body as a battle with itself and I'll be fine.
The last one is funny.
Hi Patty ~~ Great post and so funny. It seems we all like the sweating gravy!! I also loved your Count your blessings and may post it some time in the future. Thank for your comments. You were wise to type up notes when you got home from Computer class while they are fresh. The chap
spoke too quickly at times to take notes, but I did enjoy it. Take care,
Love, Merle.
Hi again Patty ~~ Thanks for your comments on the Dusting post. Yes the girls and I enjoyed the day and yes
Pokie are slot machines, where folks lose lots of money. I don't know why we call them Pokies unless it sort of refers to Poker. Who knows? Take care, Love, Merle.
I like numbers 9, 8, and 5.
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