SMILE! Many of these are really TRUISMS!

---

On our 25th anniversary, my husband took me out to dinner... Our young daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for us when we returned. When we arrived home, we saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note which read: "Your dessert is in the refrigerator. ... We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!" My husband turned to me and said, "I suppose we could vacuum."

Q: Where can women over the age of 50
find young, sexy men, who are interested
in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is
going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with
tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place
to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate
of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle
every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a
mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use
valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park
your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to
have problems with short term memory
storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem,
retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more
soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for
fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made
by 50+ year olds when they enter antique
stores?
A: 'I remember these!'

---