Friday, January 11, 2008

Quote That Make You Think

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Jones

A baby's an inestimable blessing and bother. - Mark Twain

Children are our most valuable natural resource. - Herbert Hoover

Babies are always more trouble than you thought—and more wonderful. - Charles Osgood

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herrold

Every baby needs a lap. - Henry Robin

A little child born yesterday A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed - Homer

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. - Deepak Chopra

Every baby has turned into a ticking time bomb that can go off in your hand. - Dr Henry W. Flournoy

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Birth is God saying you matter. - Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson


Old Wom Tigley said...

There some very good ones there Patty... I've copied them to an e-mail and sent them on...

All the best to you for this weekend, I hope what ever you and Abe are doing this weekend is safe and enjoyable and full of love.

thyme said...

These are really funny. The first two made me laugh so much that I had to wait a while before reading on :-)

Enjoy your weekend too!

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Great quotes there, so funny and so true. Is that the post you lost last night? It's awful when we get to the end of a post and then lose it. Glad you liked Growing Old.
The best of luck at the Oncologist next Tuesday and hopefully the news will be good. Let's hopr our hair grows quickly ~~ I will be going elsewhere next time. Take care, my
friend. Love, Merle.

Renie Burghardt said...

Good ones, Patty.

I have a special award for you! When you get the chance come by and pick it up. Of course, I have to post it first. I'm always running late. Have a great weekend, my friend.