COWS, GOLF AND A WIFE
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!
"I don't remember much after that..."
9 comments:
I feel the pain, vicariously!!!
Did they settle our of court? Ha Ha Ha!! Funny!
Served him right! Hahaha.
Have a good evening, Patty.
Renie
LOL... another stunner Patty.. thank you for my morning chuckle.
Hi Patty ~~ Thanks for the laugh.
Silly man !! I have passed on your Birthday wishes to Pearl, thank you.
When I could I make up a lot of meals
I did 11 yesterday. I give some away
to a couple of friends, put some in freezer and some in the fridge. I'd
rather do a lot at once and then
have a spell. Take care, Love, Merle.
Good morning, Patty,
I'm here early this morning. It's 60 degrees, but we'll be back in the deep freeze by tonight!
I am passing on a beautiful Young at Heart award to a few of my dear "oldies but goodies" friends, and you are most certainly one of them! Please come by and pick it up when time permits. Just scroll down to the Awards and you'll see it. I will be so pleased if you accept it.
Have a wonderful morning!
Renie
So funny!lol
Have a great evening!
So funny!lol
Have a great evening!
Ohhhh, my goodness! Good one, Patty!
I would certainly appreciate your posting a condolence message in my blogs today for the wife of a good blogger friend...
Pat
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