Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check .'
Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But,whatever you do, Do Not, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!
I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, ' Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!'
See - Men just don't listen!
4 comments:
Ha Ha Ha,,,but are you sure her name was Wanda??
Great pictures to go with this old story!!
Abe's post made me cry, your's makes me laugh..You two are a good pair!
Oh ...I'm still laughing over this one...Too funny. Thanks Wanda for directing me here. Great little story..h.ahahahaha...
sandy
How could you forget posting this is beyond me. It is truly funny.
LOL You have brightened my day again Patty..
Thank you XX
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