Tuesday, February 12, 2008



DEAF WIFE

A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speak ing to ne see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dini ng rm wh ere he is about 20 feet from his wi fe and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?' Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

(I just love this)

'Frank , for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'



8 comments:

Chica said...

HAHAHA I could SO see that happening to someone! :)

Wanda said...

I so relate to hearing aid jokes, as I have had to wear them for about 6 years now. This is a funny story!!!!

Thanks for your sweet words of love and comfort for our family!

LOL:)

Gardener Greg said...

I need to have my wife read this one. She always accuses me of not being able to hear but she is the one with the problem, lol

Sister--Three said...

There are 4 old Sisters born in the Arkansas hills that think you are a riot!!! Sister 3

Old Wom Tigley said...

LOL Patty..

reader Wil said...

I didn't expect that! Ha,ha,ha...

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha, that was a surprise, I must say. Very funny!

Finally got your page loaded and am catching up.

Enjoy your evening!

Renie

Sleeping Beauty said...

lol.lol.lol