Friday, March 07, 2008

ESTATE PLANNING

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary
man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.


Now for another chuckle.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. I thought I could talk my way out of it until the cop looked at my dog in the back seat.

I Guess This Was A Sign I Was Probably Driving Too Fast....... ...

6 comments:

Old Wom Tigley said...

ha!.. I'm sat here all alone chuckling at both these, but that picture is a classic.. those legs and the dogs face are stunning Patty. Jane will like this when she gets home.
Nice to see you in one of Abes posts today. Have a great weekend Patty, I'll visit over then for sure. In fact I'll be back here in a while when Peter turns up and again when Jane gets in..

Wanda said...

Oh yes, yes yes what a comabination, Patty's post and a cup of coffee ~~~~ There is no better way to start a morning !!!

Both are just too funny!!! LOL:)

chelle's winks said...

Funny and Cute!!!

Thanks for my anniversary card and the sweet comment, it was nice to get as yesterday was kinda a strange but good day for me....

Your findings are so funny and make my day!

Old Wom Tigley said...

I sent this to some of Janes friends and they all wrote back saying how much they liked it. Big Peter laughed out loud and said that how Derfor must look when he out with me in the Land Rover... ha!
Becareful in that snow Patty and tell Abe to becareful also... it sounds like you got far more than your share this time around.

I'll be thinking of you both...
Tom

Renie Burghardt said...

Yep, the dog was a giveaway! Hahaha.

reader Wil said...

Now that's is very funny. I wonder how an animal can get himself in such a position!