Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a black leather bra, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 inch stilettos and mask. He saw me and said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long.
The mistress: "Ah! Me, too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night."
The married one: "the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready-- leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband comes home from work, opens the door and says:
"Hi, Batman! What's for dinner
Ha!Ha!, that sounds about right doesn't it?