Friday, April 25, 2008

Will happen every time

Two Rednecks

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter sees an old Cruise-O-Matic transmission laying on the ground, so he says: "give me a hand, let's throw it in and see".

So they pick it up,carry it over, and then count one, two, three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when suddenly they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

They turn around just in time to see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and with no hesitation, jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doing' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

And the old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!"

4 comments:

Wanda said...

Hi Patty ~~ My I've missed all your funny stories and jokes.
We are all move in and loving it. I did post our send off today, as we just got Internet installed today. Love and Hugs

~~Wanda

Renie Burghardt said...

Poor goat! Hope the farmer shot those rednecks! LOL.

Enjoy the weekend.

Renie

reader Wil said...

Hahaha!

Old Wom Tigley said...

LOL