Saturday, May 03, 2008

Better Watch Out!

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour.

The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.

Back at the CHP (California Highway Patrol) headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander.

The reply came back in true USMC style:Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down. Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.

The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster. Thank you for your concern . Semper Fi.


Old Wom Tigley said...

Thants far far better than the one I've heard before.


Wanda said...

That is High Tech!!

Abraham Lincoln said...

There you go. Smart ass cops.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha, well, I'm laughing at Abe's comment! I was going to say that'll teach the CHP not to mess with the USMC! LOL.

Good night, all!


Rosy said...

I too is laughing at Abe's comment as well as this high tech post.

Where do you find these at?

Old Lady Lincoln said...

Almost everything I use is sent to me by friends or family in my e-mails. So I am pretty fortunate.
Hope you all have a wonderful Sunday. Sun is out here today, a little chilly 47 F, but nice.