I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.... then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was.... resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was.... Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a..... little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is..... pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take..... debate.
The dwarf fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a.....small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got..... twelve months.