Saturday, May 17, 2008

Need a little laugh?

Zingers -- Part One


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.... then it hit me.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was.... resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was.... Sir Cumference.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a..... little behind in his work.

To write with a broken pencil is..... pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take..... debate.

The dwarf fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a.....small medium at large.

A thief who stole a calendar got..... twelve months.

10 comments:

Paz said...

LOL! Good ones!

Happy weekend,

Paz

Old Wom Tigley said...

Hi Patty
Jane will love these... she will be texting them to her friends when sheget home from the shop.. we have our grand daughter over night tonight which we are looking forward to.

Catch you soon.

Abraham Lincoln said...

These are funny ones. I am glad you like your new computer.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hi Patty,

These are cleverly funny! I enjoyed them.

Oh, you have a new computer? That must be very nice.

I am feeling much better, and thank you for your kind comment. Two days worth of antibiotics have done wonders! And I'm tired of just laying around.

Have a wonderful weekend, my friend.

Renie

Pat - An Arkansas Stamper said...

Yes, I did need a laugh... and I got several! Thanks.

Janice said...

Hi Patty,

That was cute, though I had to say debat and small medium at large to get it.

Thank you for dropping by my virtual B-day party.

Jancie~

Rosy said...

These are great and I know my better half will get a good kick out this one.

Rosy said...

I also forgot to mention I also like the Airport ticket agent one too.

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ I really enjoyed these, thanks. Glad you found mine funny also and thanks for visiting Janice.
I hope all goes well with your oncologist on Tuesday, and it proves to be just a bruise or something similar. Maybe you will have to ease up on the mowing and the yard work. I pay someone to do my lawns etc. I will be thinking of you on Tuesday. On Wednesday I have to have a Carotid Doppler test on my neck as my eye has had a bleed
and the Eye Dr. thinks I have a few small clots in my artery. This test is an ultra-scan to test for liklihood of strokes, so hoping for the best. I hope Abe gets used to his Oxygen machine to help with breathing. My blogger friend Nick
has one of those and has to use it during the day also, and his cat attacks the hoses on it.
Take care my friend, I hope we all
manage to survive. Love, Merle.

reader Wil said...

Beautiful! Really very funny.