Saturday, May 10, 2008

Some might find this offensive, I found it funny!

Just Fred

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades.

When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

'After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

'Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.


Anonymous said...

Hello, I'm just Pat.

Yes, you bet, I am happy and feel good about the calls I got telling me I am in better shape than the doctors thought I was.

My thumb still hurts. The bottoms of my feet ache when I walk on them. If I set too long my butt cheeks hurt. If I go to bed it makes my back hurt.

I have aches and pains only an old man should have.

I laughed all the way through your post this morning.

I love you too.

Old Wom Tigley said...

That cracked me up Patty... I was reminded of that Chuck Berry song..

Renie Burghardt said...

Why would this story offend anyone? It's very funny! Even the officer thought so!

Good night, Patty.


Oh, I went and wished Chris a happy birthday. He hasn't updated his blog in a while. Hope he sees it.

Libertine said...

Happy Mother's Day