Monday, July 21, 2008

Dang It


A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old boy, time for you to retire.'

The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.'

The old rooster says,'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster is squalking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and ...

... he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dang it!

...That's the third gay rooster I bought this month!'


Wanda said...

Talk about a wise old bird.

Monday mornings chuckles are what I need....You always provide my smile with my coffee.

Hope Noah is doing better.


The 4th Sister said...

I didn't see that one coming

Mississippi Songbird said...

That's so cute..

Tomate Farcie said...


Shionge said...

Hahahahha.....for a moment I thought the farmer wanted a strong sturdy roost for the night :D

Renie Burghardt said...

Wanda gets her morning chuckles here and I get my evening ones. Hahaha! Funny story.



raccoonlover1963 said...

that's a good one!