Friday, July 25, 2008

Watch your speed

Old Speeders

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave him her license.

The patrolman said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He thinks he knows you!"


Gramma Ann said...


Abraham Lincoln said...


That is funny.

Hope you have a nice weekend.

Naturegirl said...

Well well well..look who I happened upon! Abes pretty lady! I read the post name on someones blog and though there's only one other Lincoln
that I know!! Well nice to meet you!
I too have survived breast cancer..4 years for me that I stand on SOLID ground!!
give my regards to Abe! :)NG

Wanda said...

Well being hard of hearing myself, and wearing hearing aids for the past 8 years, I was rolling on the floor....because a phrase I say all the time is....What did he say??

My husband has joined me in reading your jokes each day, and he's still on the floor laughing!!!

Renie Burghardt said...

Another funny one, Patty!

Have a good night.


PS. My company is leaving in the morning, and it's been wonderful and fun having them here all week, but tomorrow, I will be napping all day! LOL

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Great joke, unless you are hard of hearing. I liked the husband's interpretation.
Thanks for your comments about the Prince Charles and the Pope.
I hope you and Abe have a lovely weekend. Mine is going well so far, a grandson called in to see me this morning. See what tomorrow brings. I am promising myself an early night.
Take care, Sleep well, Love, Merle.

Nancy said...

That was a GOOD one!!! I'm going to send that one out to my email friends! I hadn't seen that one before! Made me laugh right out loud! And no, nothing to drink today except diet pepsi! LOL

(((((( HUGS ))))))