THE WEDDING NIGHT
Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His Mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His Mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school .'
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
His Mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His Mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think... I gave him my airplane glue.'
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OLD MAN LINCOLN,
I LOVE YOU
Whoops, I originally had this fixed to post on our Anniversary, then I changed my mind ( a woman has that right LOL) but I forgot to remove this from the bottom of the post. Yes our Anniversary was July 12th.