Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Guess there's more than one way to stop that snoring.

Sleepless Nights...

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it!

They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night.

He sat up and watched me all night long."


Gramma Ann said...

That was a surprise ending. lol.

Reader Wil said...

That's again a great story!
So you had also damage caused by Ike. I thought Ike was only in the south of the USA. All the same it was a terrible hurricane and I feel sorry for all the people who have lost their houses and property.

Shionge said...

Hahaha this is a good idea :)

Renie Burghardt said...

Too funny! I enjoyed that.

Got done with hauling tree limbs to the edge of the woods, etc. The big stuff is there for Greg to cut up this weekend. Sorry about your cherry tree, Patty. The birds and you will miss the cherries next year. You can email me at g mail sometime, renie.burghardt@gmail.com, and then I can send you my private email.

Have a good night.


Wanda said...

Oh I'm loving it.....

You real your goal to make us laugh or cry every day!!!

Today, I'm laughing.

Columbo said...

I love you stories, my wife is always reading them to me, so I decided to check them out myself.
Very funny, epecially since I do snore and I am ex law enforcement.
Ha! I love Abe's stories to.

bigbikerbob said...
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bigbikerbob said...

Hi, The deleted post was me I couldn't find how to edit it so deleted instead.Enjoyed the joke, keep them coming.

Tomate Farcie said...

Hahaha!!! Surprise ending!

(Thank you for your recent comments on my blog, Mrs. Lincoln. Hope everything is going well for you. Regards, TF)