Tuesday, September 02, 2008

In honor of teachers and all they go through.

Kids Are Quick


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!






8 comments:

Abraham Lincoln said...

I suppose some kids think this way and it makes sense to me. The teacher said H to O and it is H2O and the kid said, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O which is "H to O." Neat.

Gramma Ann said...

Again you put a big smile on my face...

Wanda said...

What would we do without "kids"... are are truly a gift from above and they are darling in their honesty, and wit.

Thanks again, for a good morning smile.


BTW ~~ no gall stones for Julie, so now they are going to test to see if she is allergic to any foods, etc.

Thanks for your continuing concern, we are taking it day at a time.

The 4th Sister said...

school starts for my Grandkids in WA tomorrow...what a laugh

Mississippi Songbird said...

That's so cute.. I hope you had a nice labor Day.. Bunches of hugs...

Melinda said...

some cute ones here mom!

Renie Burghardt said...

Very cute! And they all make sense. LOL.


Good night, Patty.

Renie

Tomate Farcie said...

Mom is a good cook!!! Hahaha!
Cute!