Monday, September 01, 2008

Please forgive me, I'm being bad

But this is so cute I couldn't resist.

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

'Not yet,' said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.

When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.

When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal? ' he asks.

'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
'You gonna tell him or should I?'


Wanda said...

You're forgiven,,,, HaHaHaHa...

Gramma Ann said...

That will teach him. He won't be eating 'cat' for a week;)) I guess we are both 'being bad'. Hee, hee.

Anonymous said...

I liked this one and can imagine the mouths that curve at the corners when ladies and gentlemen read this.

Shionge said...

Oops! Gotcha!!! Cracked me up :)

Renie Burghardt said...


You are bad, Patty!

Sleep well.


Tomate Farcie said...

Cute! :)

Nancy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That one amde me laugh right out loud! Glad no one is here to ask me why!

(((((( HUGS ))))))