Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween

A few Q & A Sillies

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A.Ghoul

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.

Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A. He was all bite and no bark.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.

Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
A. Because of the coffin.

Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.

Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.

Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A. He heard it had great circulation.

Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.

Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving

Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.

Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.

Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? A. Newlywebbed

Q. What is a ghosts favorite place on the web?
A. www.halloween.com!

Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes

Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A. Scream or sugar!

8 comments:

Winifred said...

Thanks for these.

My grandson will love them. He'll be down today as the schools are on holiday for half term.

He's always asking me for jokes and I never have any. I might start a collection.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Cute collection of jokes. I'll have to copy them for Boo and my grandkids.

Nancy said...

How cute!!! WOnder who thinks all of these things up? LOL I am going to email those out today to my email friends! Those are all new to me!

I am trying to read a blog whenever I get a minute or two....should meet my deadline today! Another month over with! LOL

(((((( HUGS ))))))

Kathleen said...

I'll share these with my great niece!

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Great Halloween jokes _ thanks for sharing them I hope you and Abe are both keeping ell and I hope you are getting good night's sleep. I think I sleep better when it's cold weather.Take great care, my friednd. Congrats on the award. Love, Merle.

Columbo said...

Very cute, I loved them all.

CINDY BUCKLEY said...

These are great! Last year I bought a Halloween riddle book, and then wrote a riddle on the kids' napkins for their lunches. I forgot to do that this year. I have to save these for next year :)

Renie Burghardt said...

These are so cute, Patty. I will copy and paste them and send them to Hannah. She will get a kick out of them.

Have a good night.

Renie