Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Only a child

Happy Butt

It was this little girl's first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.

She replied, 'Happy Butt.'

The teacher said, 'Honey I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out. '

So she went to the principal's office and he asked, 'What's your name?'

And the little girl said, 'Happy Butt.'

The principal called the girl's mother to get this straightened out once and for all.

After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, 'Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.'

Grinning from ear to ear, the girl then exclaimed, 'Glad Ass, Happy Butt, what's the difference?!

7 comments:

Abraham Lincoln said...

I often wonder how Richard became Dick. Now after reading this post I think I have it figured out, Patsy.

Winifred said...

I love this one. Can I send it to my niece she's a primary teacher and she'll love it?

I keep telling her to write her stories down. She has me crying with laughter when we meet up but I forget them. Mind you some it the fun is in the way she tellls the stories.

Gramma Ann said...

That is so cute...Put a smile on my happy face... ;)

bigbikerbob said...

Hi, like that one,Reminds me of my School days when we had a boy named Richard Soul in my class, teachers loved to call the morning register with R S***.

Renie Burghardt said...

That's funny, Patty!

Good night.

Renie

MumbaiiteAnu said...

;-) nice one.

Sleeping Beauty said...

This is great name joke:) lol