Friday, October 17, 2008

Received from a friend I met at another blog.

Daily Affirmations for the Unstable

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

Today, I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."

I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

Joan of Arc heard voices too.

When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.

The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.

As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.

Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute... I'll find someone.

Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?

I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

5 comments:

Kathleen said...

Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?

Many a shrink would be out of buisness if people just took heed to this statement

Happy Friday Darlin!

Winifred said...

Me, me, me, me, me!

Love it.

Happy weekend

Reader Wil said...

These are just the thoughts I have when I feel selfpity and anger towards people who insult me or hurt me. I'd rather love people!

Wanda said...

Just took my TV into the bedroom.... :) Just kidding.. They are all funny.

Renie Burghardt said...

My tv is in the bedroom! LOL.

I think we all feel this way at times. Thankfully, not most of the times. Good ones, Patty.

Our weather has turned cooler, but still beautiful in the mid-60s. Except for the nights, they get into the lower 40s sometimes, so are a bit chilly. A preview oof things to come in another month or two. Brrr!

Have a good night.

Renie