Saturday, November 01, 2008

Men, what would you do??

An Affair To Remember...

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport.

It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.

The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake.

He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.

He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said,

"I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

13 comments:

Abraham Lincoln said...

I like your music too.

Melinda said...

the title made me remember the movie I love "An Affair To Remember" with Cary Grant

Twisted Fencepost said...

My Captain, would probably shoot him anyway and then bury him in the back yard. tee hee

Gill - That British Woman said...

another morning and you made me smile again!!!

In answer to your question, there is only me and dh in the house and we are in Canada, so can't get the coupon deals that you guys can in the States, though I am trying!!!

I am going to have another interesting post either later on today or tomorrow, about what I bought today when grocery shopping.

Gill in Canada

Reader Wil said...

That's a great story! Thanks for making my day!

ExpatKat said...

Hilarious!
BTW I'm getting my annual mammogram this month. Thanks for reminding people about such an important health issue.

The 4th Sister said...

Another good laugh

Gramma Ann said...

Funny joke....like expatkat I'm getting my annual mammogram Nov. 20...can't be to careful. Thanks for your little reminders...

Gramma Ann

Renie Burghardt said...

Ha, maybe the naked guy grabbed the gun and shot her. LOL.

Have a good night, Patty.

Renie

Pat - An Arkansas Stamper said...

You've had a bunch of funnies the past few posts. Thanks for the smiles.

Rosy said...

ha ha ha....good one.
Hope you and your family had a nice Halloweenie yesterday.

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ That is a really good joke - Thanks for sharing with us. Glad you liked the Dirty Magazines joke. We would all thing thr same unless we were used to guns. I have two high clocks that I cannot reach, but change all the rest. I think I have too many clocks!! Glad you had a nice visit with your Mother and other family members. Family is best. I hope you have a great week ahead my friend. Love, Merle. Pearce to you also.

Beth65 said...

Enjoy your funnies and wisdom very much, thanks for sharing.