Friday, November 28, 2008

Received this from a blogging friend

WHY PARENTS DRINK...

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, and tattoos, and tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John

P. S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

That boy deserves an A+ for coming up with a story like that one. LOL

5 comments:

hitch writer said...

weirdly funny..!!!!

Winifred said...

He should be a psychologist when he gets older.

Another nice one. Hope Abe is feeling better today and you are not too exhausted.

Take care of yourself!

Gramma Ann said...

That was cute. lol.

I hope today fines Abe feeling much better and he has a speedy recovery and will be home soon.

Isadora said...

:) well, I can sympathize with the parents. Believe it or not, I just wrote a 'thank you' note to my kids for always being good students rather than be this creative :) Happy Thanksgiving week-end.

Margaret Cloud said...

I loved the post, it was great, you had me fooled, I am glad I did not peek to the bottom of the post, the punch line was great. Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.