Thursday, November 13, 2008

Some funnies for the married folks.

Marriage -- Part One...

1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence).

2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached.

3) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

4) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's.

5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes.

6) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

7) Marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries inherited forever.

8) Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-ring
* The Endu-ring

9) Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

10) It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

11) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

12) It's true that all men are born free and equal-but some of them get MARRIED!

13) There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

14) A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

15) Conversations between son & father:
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries?
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!


Kathleen said...

I know you can hear me giggling

Love It!!!

Gramma Ann said...

Oh! those are so funny. I wonder if they get funnier the longer we're married. LOL

Reader Wil said...

Ha, ha, ha this must be quoted by a MAN!!

Betsy said...

Oh so cute! Thanks for the smiles!

Tomate Farcie said...

These are hilarious!! :)

Rocky Mtn. Girl said...

I had to tell you, this is absolutely entertaining. I had such a great time reading this! I was quite amused!!!! =D

bigbikerbob said...

Hi, A great post I particularly liked 15 and 15A, so very true.

Renie Burghardt said...

Funny truisms!

Have a good night, Patty.


Wanda said...

Oh Patty ~~ I needed a break from counting rubber bands....~

Sorry I'm going to be busy for a few days, and may not get by~~


Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Great marriage quotes, and the previous posts were great too. Nov.11th is our Remembrance Day the same as your Veteran's Day. Thanks for your comments, John had taken his little dogs home before Peter got here. I had a great week with my brother and his mate Warren. Enjoyed it very much.
I am so glad your blood work report was good and hope that Abe got a good report also. I hope your daughter is OK after the removal of the cysts. Take care, my friend, Love, Merle.