Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Part One...

It Happened Like This

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

I thought my windows were down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprange up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.


Betsy said...

These are hilarious! I'm sitting here laughing out loud all by myself!

Nancy said...

Takes all kinds, doesn't it? Just checking in on Abe....will go to your daughter's blog next.

(((((( HUGS ))))))

Tomate Farcie said...

These are really funny!!