Monday, December 08, 2008

What would you think if you saw these signs?

Funny Signs...

IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs

IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car!

SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

SPOTTED ON A SIGN IN SCOTLAND: Eat here and you'll never live to regret it.

9 comments:

Gramma Ann said...

Thanks Patty for the laugh of the day. Those are priceless!

nituscorner said...

That was hilarious!!!i enjoyed reading them .

Twisted Fencepost said...

It makes you wonder if someone was trying to be funny.
You'd think they'd read before posting!!

Tomate Farcie said...

Hahaha! These are funny!

Reader Wil said...

They are very funny! Great jokes.

Beth65 said...

You do find the best, things I never thought of before, always a treat, thanks.

Tan said...

Thanks for the laugh Ma'am - it's not common these days ...

Well, one more you may add to your lot:

A STICKER on the rear glass of a CAR reads: If you can read this, you are too close.

A SIGN on a Fence: Touching wires causes instant death. Fine $200.

Hope you like these .. :)

Reader Wil said...

Me again. You asked if the Sarahs look different from the Abraham. They do, for they have no beards made of nuts, but they taste the same.

Nancy said...

You come up with so many good ones!!! LOL

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