Thursday, February 05, 2009

Be Careful What You Drink

Energy Drinking .....

A couple of drinking buddies, who were airplane mechanics, were in the hanger in Los Angeles.

It was fogged in and they had nothing to do. One said to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"

"Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel and that'll kinda give you a buzz."

So, Bill and Bob drank jet fuel, get smashed and had a great time. The following morning, Bill woke up and figured his head would probably start pounding as soon as he stood up.

But it didn't. He felt good. In fact, he felt great - no hangover! Bill's phone rang, it was Bob. Bob asked, "Hey, how do you feel?"

"I feel great!" replied Bill.

"I feel great too! You don't have a hangover?" "No. That jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover. We ought to do this more often!"

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Did you fart yet?"

"What?"

"Did you fart yet?"

"No..."

"Well, don't, because I'm in New York!"

8 comments:

Denise said...

How I love coming here :)

Reader Wil said...

Ha, ha .. Very funny! Good morning!

Twisted Fencepost said...

Now that's what I call being jet propelled.
I wonder if he had enough left over to get back to Los Angeles?

Brenda said...

I wasn't expecting that ending but I should have been. I was still trying to imagine someone drinking jet fuel. Funny!

mommanator said...

Love it! I laughed so hard my dau had to see what I was laughing at!

Margaret Cloud said...

Very nice post Pat and made me lol, that would have to be the king of farts.

Femin Susan said...

very funny and creative...................

Priyanka Khot said...

hahahahahahahahaha...

thats some drink...