Thursday, February 26, 2009

Now these make a lot of sense to me

Quotes on Men and Women...
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. - Mae West

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. - I. Zangwill

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder. - Chester Nimitz

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. - E. Hubbard


8 comments:

Reader Wil said...

Hi Patty! Great quotes to begin the day with! Thank you. Thanks for your visit to " Douce France". Yes we were camping on our way to Messanges, just for the night and on our way back again.
When my husband and I were first married we always camped out, for we hadn't got enough money to stay in hostels for a month. Besides you don't have to book in advance. Later we had a trailer tent, which was easier to handle than a caravan. We could set it up during a coffee stop and sit inside. It took two minutes. Four beds were already made beforehand and the fifth bed was easy enough to lay down under the trailer, where we could hang a tent for two persons.The children loved it.

Jinksy said...

All true!

Gigi Ann said...

I always loved Mae West's wit and reasoning. These all put a smile on my face this morning. lol

Pat - Arkansas said...

I'm trying to play catch-up on my blog reading this morning, so I had several days' of your entries to read. I liked your Ash Wednesday post (I'm an observer)and the chronicle of your day. You must have a great reservoir of stamina.

Tan said...

hillarious ones, but trust me - most of it has been proven to be true ...
Well, you must know more than me ... I'm just two years knotted and 12 years in the business!! ;)

Renie Burghardt said...

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. - I. Zangwill

These are all funny, but this one is the best! Hahaha.

We had 72 degrees today, and now they say we may get a little snow on Saturday!

Have a good night, Patty.

Renie

Priyanka Khot said...

Hahaha.... these ones were hilarious.

Unknown said...

The first quote fits my better half just perfect! ha ha ha