Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr ---I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -How Can You Mend a Broken Hip..
Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Last but NOT least:
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
There you have it folks, what do you think? LOL
12 comments:
Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
:-)
Those are frighteningly familiar.
I like that a lot, you are so witty !
Hugs~~~Leslie
I have seen those before but they are still funny and yes all too familiar. Have a fun day!
great read patty....Abba is my all time favorite and this time more so with "denture queen" ....ha ha ha !
These (and yesterday's post) brought a chuckle to this dreary (weather) morning. Thanks!
Those are always funny no matter how many times I read them. They made me laugh again! lol
I think it is finally especially the I am woman hear me Snore heheheh...
love em! when did you add the great pics or have I been reading with blinders on? I luv em
Great revisions! Hahaha. A fun read.
Have a good night, Patty.
Renie
It's very funny Patty! I also like your family photos in the side bar! Take care.Thanks for your visits!
lol.Right now.. You make me feel like napping....lol
I'm sorry I haven't been on line much. Have a wonderful Valentines Week! Bunches of hugs...
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