Tuesday, February 10, 2009

An oldie but goodie:

Revising 60's hits

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr ---I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- -How Can You Mend a Broken Hip..

Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

There you have it folks, what do you think? LOL


अविनाश said...

Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.


Mental P Mama said...

Those are frighteningly familiar.

Leslie said...

I like that a lot, you are so witty !


Brenda said...

I have seen those before but they are still funny and yes all too familiar. Have a fun day!

nituscorner said...

great read patty....Abba is my all time favorite and this time more so with "denture queen" ....ha ha ha !

Pat - An Arkansas Stamper said...

These (and yesterday's post) brought a chuckle to this dreary (weather) morning. Thanks!

Gramma Ann said...

Those are always funny no matter how many times I read them. They made me laugh again! lol

Shionge said...

I think it is finally especially the I am woman hear me Snore heheheh...

mommanator said...

love em! when did you add the great pics or have I been reading with blinders on? I luv em

Renie Burghardt said...

Great revisions! Hahaha. A fun read.

Have a good night, Patty.


Reader Wil said...

It's very funny Patty! I also like your family photos in the side bar! Take care.Thanks for your visits!

Mississippi Songbird said...

lol.Right now.. You make me feel like napping....lol
I'm sorry I haven't been on line much. Have a wonderful Valentines Week! Bunches of hugs...