Monday, March 30, 2009

Bubba and Earl

Daring Drinking...

"Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock. We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"

"Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What?," asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?", said Earl.

They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch!"


14 comments:

oldmanlincoln said...

LOL. That is another funny one.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Booo! Hissss!
That was corny. But for some strange reason....
I liked it. tee hee

Gramma Ann said...

That was a new one, I didn't see that coming. LOL....

The 4th Sister said...

just came over for a little laugh...

Leslie said...

I like that one !
Hugs~~~~~Leslie

Reader Wil said...

On the patch? That must be an American joke! I don't understand it! I'm sure Patty, it must be great

Margaret Cloud said...

This brought a smile to my face,nice funny post, have a nice week.

Wanda said...

On the patch....That's funny!!

Oh Patty, Don got your card today, and what a laugh we had at the "Pastor jokes".... Oh I loved the one about the parsonage!!!


Love and Hugs
Wanda

BTW They found my paperwork, and it has been sent to the Insurance Co.

Judy said...

Heheeee ! *bigsmiles* Good one!

Renie Burghardt said...

Haha, leave it to a redneck to come up with that one! And Wil's comment is funny, too. haha.

Got back from my getaway last night. Had a wonderful time, but now I'm resting up from my mini-vacation! lol. Have some catching up to do.

Night, Patty!

Renie

Priyanka Khot said...

really funny!!!

Pat - Arkansas said...

Oh. my. gosh! That's funny!!!!

Nancy said...

I've heard everything now!!! ha-ha

((( HUGS )))

Tomate Farcie said...

That's a good one!!! I didn't see it coming at all! haha!