Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Cute little story

Dog Story

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap.


nanny said...

I love it, hahaha

The 4th Sister said...

dirty dog....

jinksy said...

It's a dog's life...

Pat - Arkansas said...

Oh, my goodness! Thanks for the belly laugh! That is a great story!

Gramma Ann said...

LOL! Funny lying dog...

Granny on the Web said...

So funny....LOL and LOL

Love Granny

Twisted Fencepost said...

Maybe so, but he can sure spin a "tale". tee hee

Denise said...

I had a good laugh at this one Patty, then I read it to Gregg and he laughed out loud. Thanks for giving us both a good laugh this evening.

Femin Susan said...

A Talking dog!!! I will be unconscious the minute I hear a dog talk.

After all that dog has told I beautiful story for the man to believe it.

Going on spying on other countries, work in the airport.Got medals for his great job.All sounds so funny.

Then I love the last part very much.

The man asking for the sale of the dog. And the owner just said to take it for $10.

The man getting surprised because only $10 for such a great dog. When the owner saying that he was lying.

Was soooooooo funny.Thanks for sharing.

Renie Burghardt said...

Ha! What a dumb farmer! LOL.

Good night, Patty.

Watching Dancing and visiting during commercials.


Melinda said...

hahaha....good one mom! Love you!