Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Hope this doesn't offend anyone

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A
CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill Mission last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.


11 comments:

Denise said...

Your blog is always a great place for a chuckle Patty. My cup of coffee and I thank you. Thanks also for stopping by my blog the other day. I checked out Abe's raccoon photos. Fantastic! I also think you have a beautiful garden.

mommanator said...

very funny, esp #10

Brenda said...

I was not offended at all...it was hilarious!

Abe Lincoln said...

This is very funny. I will see what Dr. uses for a rubber glove tomorrow?

Margaret Cloud said...

I may be able to type if I can quit laughing. This was the funniest one you have posted so far.

bb mcclain said...

Thanks for my gut buster of the day.

Femin Susan said...

Thanks for the morning chuckles.

Have a nice day
Cheers!

Renie Burghardt said...

Actually, that apple a day preventative care is pretty good, and the rest are pretty hilarious, including Abe's comment! Hahaha.

Ate two bowls of hot and sour soup today. One for me, one for you. LOL.

Have a nice evening, Patty.

Renie

Old Wom Tigley said...

Thank you Patty
You again have managed to make me giggle and smile.
I'm still laid up on my back... it as not got any better in fact this last two days have been worse. Still at least you got me smiling for a while.

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha ha This is just too funny esepecially Number one, which took my boyfriend a few seconds for it to really kicked on in.

I sure miss comining on over to your blog nearly everyday...wow the things one can miss when when unable to get online from their own pc.

Thanks for sharing this one Patty.

Rosy :))

The Mulligan Family said...

Well, those had me laughing out loud at my desk. Not good... I'm supposed to appear to be working!

Have a great weekend!