Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Just a reminder have your animals spayed or neutered.

For dog lovers....

'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'

'What's that mean?' asked the child.

'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'

Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'

( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! ! )


The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

If you ain't laffin'....You ain't livin'


Granny on the Web said...

Love the joke!
Have a great time with your son, what a long time since you saw him? Oh! feel that hug from here.

Love Granny

Gramma Ann said...

Enjoy the visit with the son. See you when you get back.

Anonymous said...

That is really funny, Patty. I laughed out loud. Couldn't contain myself.

Denise said...

Very funny, still smiling and chuckling. Have a great time with your son Patty.

mommanator said...

many blessings on your week

Nancy said...

OMG!!! How funny! Love that joke!!! Yep, we must get those animals spayed and neutered! All of mine are done before I ever bring them inside the house. I have eliminated literally millions from being born. Our shelter put out a paper one time stating that 2 un-spayed/un-neutered cats and their offspring, etc.,etc., over a 10-year period, can produce 80 million cats! So figure with 33 cats, plus the 12 that are now in kitty heaven, how many I have kept from being conceived. I have done my part and now have to see the rest of them through their lives, which isn't always easy.

Enjoy your time with your son! Know it will be a great family week for you!!! Happy Mother's Day to you, Patty!

((( HUGS )))

Renie Burghardt said...


Enjoy your son and be sure to update us about your dear Mom when you can.

My kitty has a respiratory infection, and is now on antibiotics.


Tomate Farcie said...

Hahaha!! That's pretty funny!! :D
Have a wonderful time with your family. Don't worry, we'll all be here when you get back!

Twisted Fencepost said...

Cute, Patty. I would have been so pissed!
Wow, four years?! Yes, enjoy! We'll see you when you get back.

Margaret Cloud said...

Well I am laughing, haven't heard that one.