Thursday, May 21, 2009

Man just loves hearing the news

Speak To My Lawyer...

A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

"Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"

8 comments:

The 4th Sister said...

ha ha ha ahhhh too much!

mommanator said...

JEEZE I missed so many posts while driving. Reasd them all VERY FUNNY. Must get back to catching up

Margaret Cloud said...

He must of had a bad lawyer, of course most of them are crooks. Have a nice Memorial Day weekend.

Diane said...

Too funny!!

Gramma Ann said...

How funny! Poor Lawyer!

Reader Wil said...

What a morbid sense of humour this man has! LOL. In Holland we often make the same mistake saying: Good Ascension! Well let's hope this won't be soon.

Renie Burghardt said...

Funny! Lawyers and blonds get to star in all the jokes! Hahaha.

Have a good night, Patty.

Renie

PS. Got the cabin ready for company. But tomorrow, Eileen and I are going garage saleing and flea marketing and having coffee and a snack at a Mc'D's. The weather promises to be perfect for it.

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

he heee....
That was hilarious...
ohh hooo hoooooo