Saturday, June 06, 2009

According to children

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. - Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it - Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. - Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. -Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. -Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!! - Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead. – Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. - Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter. - Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter. -Jared, 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it. -Antonio, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth. – Chris , 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over - Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them. – Sarah, 7


Denise said...

Good Morning Patty, another very enjoyable post, very cute. Have a great Saturday.

kavita said...

The last one by Sarah is the best and Jared is smart too.GOOD ONE.

Patty its an honour for me to have you in my newfound blogger family.Thanks for visiting and yes as for the fun part of being a have an open invitation to spend a full day with me in my workplace...LOL

Granny on the Web said...

Don't you just love the things they say? I wish I'd kept a diary of all the sayings my kids came out with over their young years.

Love Granny

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~ ~ Some good ones about angells. Kids say the best things.
I do hope that you and Abe enjoy your family reunion and I know what you mean -- the young ones are too busy and the oldies are thinning out a bit. Have a great time with your
relatives. You have been busy, mowing and cooking at home and also for the reunion. Sleep well my friend. Take care, Love, Merle.

Martin Stickland said...

not sure where you get this stuff from Patty but it is lawyas worth reading and makes me laugh!

That word 'lawyas' is supposed to read 'always'! I seem to be doing this a lot lately mixing up my letters, at least they are all the right ones!

Yes, Bandit found a friend on the beach to pplay with the other day.

Happy 85th Custer day! There are the D-Day rememberance events going on in France today in the memory of all those soldiers that lost their lives.

Have a good weekend what is left of it and love to Abe!


Margaret Cloud said...

I think when you go to heaven to be an angel , you have to wait in line. This is because there are many ahead of me that deserve them first. Well maybe I won't go in that direction. Have a great weekend.

The Mulligan Family said...

Too sweet. Love the one about Angels flying south for the winter. Cute!

mommanator said...

this one is sure cute to read, kids do say the most unusual things!

Old Wom Tigley said...

Excellent... another visit and another big smile I will be leaving with..
I hope you have a good time at the 'Custer Reunion' Patty and I also hope it is not the last... that would be such a shame.

Thinking of you

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jinksy said...

Obviously a lot of angelic children there....

Tomate Farcie said...

These are awesome!!!

Flight training for angels makes a lot of sense. You can't be expected to just know how these wings work! ;) Great find!