Wednesday, June 17, 2009

It isn't Velentine's Day is it?

Stop Playing Games With My Heart...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.


10 comments:

Abe Lincoln said...

That sounds like one of those guys in your joke the other day about lawyers in hell. He would be a good candidate if you ask me.

kavita said...

HEEEEE..glad i didn't get one.

Margaret Cloud said...

What a dirty trick to play. It would be a long shot if he was hired as their lawyer. Have a good one.

nanny said...

Business must be slow....lol

Twisted Fencepost said...

That just ain't right!
It would be funny if his wife got one. That he didn't mail.

Nancy said...

Makes sense for a lawyer, doesn't it? LOL

((( HUGS )))

Tomate Farcie said...

LOL! Way to drum up business in a slow economy, uh!

Tan said...

Mom Says - beware of lawyers and dogs that do not bark - they surely bite you in wrong places!!

Wonderful read Patty.. :)

Gramma Ann said...

Funny joke again today.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hmm, one comment seems to have dissapeared. Well, here I go again-A Divorce Lawyer with a heart. Not! Haha.

Have a good evening Patty.

Renie